Friday, March 13, 2009

Victoria Jackson Is Back!

SNL alum Victoria Jackson managed to get onto Sean Hannity's show to once again claim that Obama is a communist. Here is one of my favourite excerpts from the article I read:

She said her research included reading George Orwell's book 1984 -- twice -- and said seeing Obama's picture on the cover of every magazine in an airport bookstore reminded her of "Castro, or the guy in China."

Wow, that's a helluva lot of research. Especially seeing as she couldn't name Chairman Mao, who I am assuming "the guy in China" is.
So, who would Jackson like to see run America?

Jackson said she would like to see Hannity run the country, along with conservative radio commentator Rush Limbaugh and Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, the failed GOP vice-presidential nominee.

Wow, that's a super idea, having two conservative commentators, and a tried-and-tested failure run America.
I feel your pain Victoria. I long for the day when we can say the words President Rush Limbaugh, but unfortunately I just don't think the communists would let a sexist, racist, ignorant idiot would allow that to happen.
But who wouldn't want this guy running the country?

-For two weeks in 1989, on his Sacramento radio show, Limbaugh performed "caller abortions" where he would end a call suddenly to the sounds of a vacuum cleaner and a scream.

-Limbaugh is critical of feminism, saying that "Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society."He also popularized the term "feminazi", referring to radical feminists "to whom the most important thing in life is ensuring that as many abortions as possible occur."

And my favourite:
On the Abu Ghraib torture and prisoner abuse scandal, Limbaugh said, "This is no different than what happens at the Skull and Bones initiation... And we're going to ruin people's lives over it and we're going to hamper our military effort, and then we are going to really hammer them because they had a good time. You know, these people are being fired at every day [referring to the U.S. Military service members]. I'm talking about people having a good time, these people, you ever heard of emotional release?"

I too think that torturing prisoners is just having a good time, but tell that to the communists/socialists.
Did I mention Rush Limbaugh didn't go to college? The liberal elite are too snotty to ever go for that, Victoria. But hopefully one day people will see past the bigotry and stupidity, and they will see that Hannity & Limbaugh are the smartest men in America, and ought to run the country.
And maybe Victoria, they'll let you entertain the troops with your handstands, and reciting 1984 at the same time!

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