Showing posts with label victoria jackson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label victoria jackson. Show all posts

Friday, March 13, 2009

Victoria Jackson Is Back!

SNL alum Victoria Jackson managed to get onto Sean Hannity's show to once again claim that Obama is a communist. Here is one of my favourite excerpts from the article I read:

She said her research included reading George Orwell's book 1984 -- twice -- and said seeing Obama's picture on the cover of every magazine in an airport bookstore reminded her of "Castro, or the guy in China."

Wow, that's a helluva lot of research. Especially seeing as she couldn't name Chairman Mao, who I am assuming "the guy in China" is.
So, who would Jackson like to see run America?

Jackson said she would like to see Hannity run the country, along with conservative radio commentator Rush Limbaugh and Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, the failed GOP vice-presidential nominee.

Wow, that's a super idea, having two conservative commentators, and a tried-and-tested failure run America.
I feel your pain Victoria. I long for the day when we can say the words President Rush Limbaugh, but unfortunately I just don't think the communists would let a sexist, racist, ignorant idiot would allow that to happen.
But who wouldn't want this guy running the country?

-For two weeks in 1989, on his Sacramento radio show, Limbaugh performed "caller abortions" where he would end a call suddenly to the sounds of a vacuum cleaner and a scream.

-Limbaugh is critical of feminism, saying that "Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society."He also popularized the term "feminazi", referring to radical feminists "to whom the most important thing in life is ensuring that as many abortions as possible occur."

And my favourite:
On the Abu Ghraib torture and prisoner abuse scandal, Limbaugh said, "This is no different than what happens at the Skull and Bones initiation... And we're going to ruin people's lives over it and we're going to hamper our military effort, and then we are going to really hammer them because they had a good time. You know, these people are being fired at every day [referring to the U.S. Military service members]. I'm talking about people having a good time, these people, you ever heard of emotional release?"

I too think that torturing prisoners is just having a good time, but tell that to the communists/socialists.
Did I mention Rush Limbaugh didn't go to college? The liberal elite are too snotty to ever go for that, Victoria. But hopefully one day people will see past the bigotry and stupidity, and they will see that Hannity & Limbaugh are the smartest men in America, and ought to run the country.
And maybe Victoria, they'll let you entertain the troops with your handstands, and reciting 1984 at the same time!

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

As you all know, today President-Elect Obama will get inaugurated as President of the United States, to the pleasure of the majority of the world. But in times of celebrations, and rejoicing, we forget about those who didn't vote for Obama, and who are awaiting the fall of the United States, and the inevitable implementation of a Communist regime. I bring you, SNL alum Victoria Jackson.
On November 13th, Victoria Jackson wrote:

Because my agent received hateful and threatening phone calls after I expressed my politcal views publicly.... I took her phone number off of my web site. I asked someone why people would be angry with my words. Don't we have freedom of speech? They replied that the "...has some traits that resemble the Antichrist" comment was the phrase most offensive to some people. That word is not a curse word and wasn't meant to be rude or offensive. It is simply a term in eschatology, and I was making an observation. (It's funny that the word "Antichrist" was used in reference to President Bush many times, and no one seemed to mind.)
Americans need to be educated about government, politics, and eschatology (the study of the Biblically referenced "end times"). I need to learn more also, so I am going to study these subjects and report what I learn to whomever will listen. (I am currently reading "What In The World Is Going On" by Dr. David Jeremiah, "Global Warning: Are we on the brink of WWIII?" by LaHaye and Hindson, "Bible Prophecy 101" by Bickel and Jantz, and "Muslims, Christians, and Jesus" by Medearis.)
Voters in our last election did not base their decision on facts or knowledge, but on hype, emotion, peer pressure, and racial fervor. It didn't help that the liberally biased media blocked Americans access to the truth. (Fox News is the only news show that even resembles journalism).


I am pleased to see that Victoria Jackson has retained her sense of humour in what must be a truly traumatic time for her, as you have to be joking when you say Fox News is the only news show that even resembles journalism, right?
I hope you make it through today, Victoria. Just keep thinking of how you can say "I told you so" to the liberal elite media when America becomes a Communist nation.
And please, do keep reporting what you learn to "whomever will listen."

Saturday, August 23, 2008

SNL Alum Victoria Jackson rants about Obama

"Respected" pundit Victoria Jackson let her crazy views on Barack Obama be known on her website. I put respected in quotation marks as I do not know in what circles Victoria Jackson is thought of as a respected pundit, and yet The Defamer refers to her as this. Anyway here's a snippet:

I don't want a political label, but Obama bears traits that resemble the anti- Christ and I'm scared to death that un- educated [sic] people will ignorantly vote him into office. My mom likes him because his children are well dressed!
You see, what bothers me most, besides that he is a Communist, and a whitey- hater, (although he is half white), is that he is a LIAR. He pretends to be a Christian and he incriminates himself everytime [sic] he speaks about Christianity. To lie about being a believer in Christ is very dangerous. Lightning could strike him at any minute! But seriously, he doesn't have a clue what the Bible says and yet he pretends to be a church- going Christian to win votes. That is sooooo evil.
I know my stance might keep me from LA jobs, since (almost) the whole town is liberal but, some time in a man's life, or a bleach blonde 49 year old woman's life, one must stand for what they believe in, and put truth before popularity.


Also, go to her website victoriajackson.com to read more of the same rant where she accuses Obama of not knowing his Bible.
And, Obama, when you say things like, "Sin is...being out of alignment with my values." That is a blaring siren of Biblical ignorance. The Bible says, "Sin is being out of alignment with God's values." That's like the number one lesson in every book of the Bible. You really need some help.

Yeah Obama, jeez, you really need some help. Go to Victoria Jackson and she'll clarify the entire Bible for you, because it seems to me you can't even tell your Old Testament from your left hand.